we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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