Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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