It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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