I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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