he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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