I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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