We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's the barista slut.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize