My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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