I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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