Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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