She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Let's paint friendship bongs
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Randomize
