tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Acid is not a monday night drug
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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