How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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