do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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