I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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