i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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