Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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