no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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