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(859): View more from Kentucky

Hey its my first time.

(513): View more from Ohio

I think you mean "it's my first time"

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(623): View more from Arizona

I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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(512): View more from Texas

I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.

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(585): View more from New York

And I feel bad.

(716): View more from New York

Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon

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(540): View more from Virginia

I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.

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