I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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