so explain again why im purple
no
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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