oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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