dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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