Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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