he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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