Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Randomize
