ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Where is the hickey?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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