1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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