party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
