You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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