Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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