You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
