Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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