im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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