We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
