I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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