Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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