No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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