Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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