Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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