thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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