is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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