Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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