I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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