Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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