Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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