Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
They are going to name an STD after you.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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