At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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