This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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