I molested 6 butterflies tonight
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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