Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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