She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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