we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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