Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
is that a dick in a sweater?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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