with your own penis?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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