so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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