we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I love you.
Bad choice
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