I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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